republican party

I talk to the chair but it doesn't listen to me

Submitted by Rick Eyre on September 1 2012, 3:38 pm

The Republican four-day infomercial drew to a close at Tampa, Florida on Thursday, even if the first day was curtailed due to the threat of Cyclone/Hurricane Isaac. To no one's surprise, Mittens Romney won the nomination as the GOP candidate for the electoral college candidates who will, in turn, be chosen by the American people on November 6.

RNC: Picking fleas with Barney

Submitted by Rick Eyre on September 6 2004, 1:24 pm

"When I spend time with Barney, we bark together. We pick fleas together." Thus spake one dog of a president. That scene, from an informercial within that huge Fascist Infomercial called the Republican National Convention, is meant to show us, no doubt, how much GWB is an ornery guy who loves his critters.

RNC Fascist Infomercial Day 4 Preview

Submitted by Rick Eyre on September 4 2004, 12:17 am

The tea-to-stumps session of the fourth and final day of the New York StuporTest will start in a few minutes. The big question is: will GW Bush accept the Republican Party's unanimous nomination for President? Let's hope not, and make this Circ... er, Convention worthwhile.