uranium mining

Great opening lines to comic literature. Today: Peter Garrett

Submitted by Rick Eyre on July 14 2009, 2:54 pm

Press release just in from Peter Garrett's office, starting with the funniest opening sentence since "Call me Ishmael":

"Highlighting the Australian Government’s commitment to world best practice environmental standards, a uranium mine in South Australia has been approved subject to strict approval conditions which will ensure no credible risk to the environment."